Category: Religion
Yogic flying.
People are trying to build a shield of invincibility around Israel through transcendental meditation. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 27th, 2006.
Hanuman.
Man with a congential defect that looks like he has a tail is believed by villagers to be an incarnation of a Hindu monkey god. (via)
Post date: Thursday, June 22nd, 2006.
The Steri.
Historical graffiti discovered on the cell walls of an Italian prison used to jail and torture religious heretics during the Inquisition. (via)
Post date: Friday, June 16th, 2006.
Dianetics Racing Team.
Church of Scientology to start a NASCAR racing team.
Post date: Wednesday, June 7th, 2006.
Derveni Papyrus.
Charred remains of an ancient book believed to be a missing link in the shaping of monotheistic religions has been decoded with modern imaging technology. (via)
Post date: Thursday, June 1st, 2006.
Pat’s Weight Loss Shake.
Rev. Pat Robertson has developed an age-defying protein shake that allows him to leg press 2000 pounds. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 24th, 2006.
Holy Grail.
Archaeologists have discovered remains of the Knights of Templar in a castle dating back to the Crusades. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, April 11th, 2006.
Madonna of Civitavecchia.
Statue of Mary located in a shrine north of Rome is crying salty tears. (via)
Post date: Monday, April 3rd, 2006.
Geocentrism.
Belief that the entire universe revolves around the Earth. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, March 29th, 2006.
Triple talaq.
Muslim couple forced to separate after the husband dreams of divorce.
Post date: Tuesday, March 28th, 2006.
Mortalman.
Man who ‘hears God’s voice‘ claims he has killed the Devil. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006.
One day grace.
U.S. Bishops are allowing Catholics to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and eat corned beef on a Friday during Lent.
Post date: Friday, March 17th, 2006.
Ararat anomaly.
Man who has been searching for Noah’s Ark for 13 years may be close to finding it. (via)
Post date: Friday, March 10th, 2006.
Billion Souls Initiative.
Pastors planning 5 million new churches worldwide in 10 years.
Post date: Friday, March 10th, 2006.
Gospel of Judas.
Apocryphal manuscript to be published around Easter in which Jesus forgives Judas.
Post date: Tuesday, February 28th, 2006.
Heliopolis.
Ancient temple discovered under the streets of Cairo. (via)
Post date: Monday, February 27th, 2006.
Psalm 18:2.
Former U.N. weapons inspector believes he was sent by God to find WMD’s. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006.
Color of the Cross.
Movie that will portray Jesus as a black man.
Post date: Tuesday, February 7th, 2006.
Next stop: sainthood.
Catholic nun inexplicably cured of Parkinson’s disease after praying to John Paul II.
Post date: Monday, January 30th, 2006.
Probable forgery.
Pennsylvania man signs his name as ‘God‘.
Post date: Saturday, January 28th, 2006.
Go to heaven!
Kenyan woman curses God and dies in her sleep.
Post date: Thursday, January 26th, 2006.
Angel soft.
Oregon church raising money by selling toilet paper.
Post date: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006.
Revelations.
UFO cult, known as the Church of the SubGenius, predicts an invasion of flying saucers will happen on Wednesday, July 5, 2006. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006.
Burden of proof.
Italian judge orders priest to prove that Jesus Christ existed. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006.
Middle initial ‘H’.
New York man legally changes his name to Jesus Christ. (via)
Post date: Monday, December 26th, 2005.
Genesis all over again.
Dutch businessman is building a scaled-down version of Noah’s Ark.
Post date: Thursday, December 22nd, 2005.
One solution.
Iran suggests that Israel be relocated to Alaska.
Post date: Wednesday, December 14th, 2005.
The beat goes on.
Polish monk wants to play recordings of Pope John Paul II’s heartbeat at midnight mass.
Post date: Tuesday, December 13th, 2005.
Holy Mary, Mother of God!
Statue of Mary crying in California.
Post date: Tuesday, December 6th, 2005.
Divine recall #2.
Priest and parishioner drown during baptism.
Post date: Monday, October 31st, 2005.
Divine recall #1.
Texas priest electrocuted during a baptismal ceremony. (via)
Post date: Monday, October 31st, 2005.
Keeping it real.
Religion that only believes in things that are real. (via)
Post date: Thursday, October 20th, 2005.
Sue the Maker.
Romanian prisoner sues God for failing to save him from the devil.
Post date: Monday, October 17th, 2005.
In da Bginnin.
The Bible has been translated into the abbreviated text message language of cell phone users.
Post date: Thursday, October 6th, 2005.
The Lord’s name in vain.
Young boy to teacher: Why did Mary and Joseph name their baby after a swear word? (via)
Post date: Thursday, October 6th, 2005.
Revelations.
Catholic Church: Parts of the Bible are not actually true. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, October 5th, 2005.
Let us pray quickly.
Book publisher releases ‘summarized‘ version of the Bible that can be read in 100 minutes. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, September 21st, 2005.
Hokey religions.
More than 70,000 people in Australia have declared that they are followers of the Jedi faith. (via)
Post date: Thursday, September 15th, 2005.
Divine opportunity.
Image of Jesus on a perogi bought by, you guessed it, GoldenPalace.com.
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.






