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		<title>Don&#8217;t milk them. Race them.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/29/dont-milk-them-race-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 21:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cow racing: A fine, bovine tradition. (via) 
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		<title>Drunk dozin&#8217;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can pry my bulldozer from my dead drunk hands.
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		<title>Kick your butt.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girlfriend beats up her boyfriend with his own leg. (via) 
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		<title>Blue collar undies.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Redneck sharing gone wild. (via) 
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		<title>Redneck Games X.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2005 14:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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