Category: Redneck
Don’t milk them. Race them.
Cow racing: A fine, bovine tradition. (via)
Post date: Monday, August 29th, 2005.
Drunk dozin’.
You can pry my bulldozer from my dead drunk hands.
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Kick your butt.
Girlfriend beats up her boyfriend with his own leg. (via)
Post date: Monday, August 8th, 2005.
Redneck Games X.
“People were going, `There’s the bobbing-for-pigs-feet champion!‘”
Post date: Tuesday, July 5th, 2005.






