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		<title>Eau de human.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/07/05/eau-de-human/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have patented chemicals in a human odor that act as a natural mosquito repellent. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Researchers</strong> <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=393866&#038;in_page_id=1770">have patented chemicals in a <em>human odor</em> that act as <strong>a natural mosquito repellent</strong></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2151590">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>Process for the Utilization of Ruminant Animal Methane Emissions.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/05/03/process-for-the-utilization-of-ruminant-animal-methane-emissions/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2006/05/03/process-for-the-utilization-of-ruminant-animal-methane-emissions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 15:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patent issued for device that captures bovine flatulence and turns it into nutritional biomass. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Patent</strong> <a href="http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6982161">issued for device that captures <em>bovine flatulence</em> and <strong>turns it into nutritional biomass</strong></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/05/bovine_flatulen.php">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>United States Patent 6,055,910.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/04/10/united-states-patent-6055910/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fart-powered rocket launcher. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&#038;Sect2=HITOFF&#038;d=PALL&#038;p=1&#038;u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&#038;r=1&#038;f=G&#038;l=50&#038;s1=6,055,910.WKU.&#038;OS=PN/6,055,910&#038;RS=PN/6,055,910"><strong>Fart-powered rocket launcher</strong></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/10/patent_for_fartpower.html">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>Jigga what?</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/02/23/jigga-what/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2006/02/23/jigga-what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 23:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damon Wayans is trying to trademark the word &#8216;Nigga&#8217;. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Damon Wayans</strong> <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70259-0.html?tw=rss.technology">is trying to <strong>trademark the word &#8216;Nigga&#8217;</strong></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://linkbitch.org/">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>Phlebia radiate.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/02/22/phlebia-radiate/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2006/02/22/phlebia-radiate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bombs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientist is patenting a fungus that can eat explosives.  (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Scientist</strong> <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8755&amp;feedId=online-news_rss20">is patenting a <em>fungus</em> that can <strong>eat explosives</strong></a>.  (<a class="via" href="http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002183.html">via</a>) </p>
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