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Pat’s Weight Loss Shake.

Jason — Thu, 25 May 2006 04:08:14 +0000

Rev. Pat Robertson has developed an age-defying protein shake that allows him to leg press 2000 pounds. (via)

Never Waste Tree.

Jason — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:48:10 +0000

Bank issues credit card to a tree.

Mr. Floatie.

Jason — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:46:20 +0000

Canadian mascot fashioned as a piece of poo is running for mayor. UPDATE: The turd is backing out. (via)

Free Juan!

Jason — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 19:45:45 +0000

Florida sheriff has wrongly accused a stuffed animal of ‘loitering’.

His Imperial Majesty.

Jason — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:41:11 +0000

Joshua A Norton, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. (via)

The Lord’s name in vain.

Jason — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:40:45 +0000

Young boy to teacher: Why did Mary and Joseph name their baby after a swear word? (via)

Hopkin green frog.

Jason — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:26:38 +0000

Have you seen a lost frog? (via)

President of the Internet.

Jason — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:10:49 +0000

Anyone can run for President of the Internet. (via)

How it should have ended.

Jason — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 20:41:50 +0000

Web site with animated alternate endings to movies. (via)

HE = PI x C/T + BM.

Jason — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:36:46 +0000

Russian physicist has discovered a scientific formula for laughter. (via)

CSI: Topeka.

Jason — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:46:13 +0000

Controversial Hallmark greeting card makes fun of a Kansas city. (via)

Please disperse.

Jason — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:04:37 +0000

People pointing at nothing. (via)

Esquivalience.

Jason — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:22:44 +0000

Investigator exposes a made-up word in the New Oxford English Dictionary. (via)

Niche market.

Jason — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 16:43:47 +0000

Giving the paperwork a little pizzazz: JustToiletPaper.com. (via)

Maim that tune.

Jason — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:08:32 +0000

Counteract the tune that you have stuck in your head with an even catchier tune using the Maimograph Machine. (via)

The Work Blind.

Jason — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:14:01 +0000

Man creates a curtain for his work cubicle that makes it look like he is working. (via)

Revised Miranda.

Jason — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:54:33 +0000

You have the right to swing first …

OxymoronList.

Jason — Mon, 12 Sep 2005 20:39:34 +0000

An alphabetized list of oxymorons. (via)

Pen Island.

Jason — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 21:41:41 +0000

Be careful that your domain name can’t be mispronounced. (via)

Pricelessly awful.

Jason — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:47:21 +0000

The ‘Chuck says, Rufus says, Kathy says‘ hilarity that was R. Kelly’s live performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. (via)