Category: Humor
Pat’s Weight Loss Shake.
Rev. Pat Robertson has developed an age-defying protein shake that allows him to leg press 2000 pounds. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 24th, 2006.
Mr. Floatie.
Canadian mascot fashioned as a piece of poo is running for mayor. UPDATE: The turd is backing out. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, October 19th, 2005.
Free Juan!
Florida sheriff has wrongly accused a stuffed animal of ‘loitering’.
Post date: Tuesday, October 18th, 2005.
His Imperial Majesty.
Joshua A Norton, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. (via)
Post date: Friday, October 14th, 2005.
The Lord’s name in vain.
Young boy to teacher: Why did Mary and Joseph name their baby after a swear word? (via)
Post date: Thursday, October 6th, 2005.
President of the Internet.
Anyone can run for President of the Internet. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, October 5th, 2005.
How it should have ended.
Web site with animated alternate endings to movies. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, October 4th, 2005.
HE = PI x C/T + BM.
Russian physicist has discovered a scientific formula for laughter. (via)
Post date: Monday, October 3rd, 2005.
CSI: Topeka.
Controversial Hallmark greeting card makes fun of a Kansas city. (via)
Post date: Saturday, October 1st, 2005.
Esquivalience.
Investigator exposes a made-up word in the New Oxford English Dictionary. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, September 27th, 2005.
Niche market.
Giving the paperwork a little pizzazz: JustToiletPaper.com. (via)
Post date: Friday, September 23rd, 2005.
Maim that tune.
Counteract the tune that you have stuck in your head with an even catchier tune using the Maimograph Machine. (via)
Post date: Thursday, September 22nd, 2005.
The Work Blind.
Man creates a curtain for his work cubicle that makes it look like he is working. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, September 13th, 2005.
Pen Island.
Be careful that your domain name can’t be mispronounced. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, September 7th, 2005.
Pricelessly awful.
The ‘Chuck says, Rufus says, Kathy says‘ hilarity that was R. Kelly’s live performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 30th, 2005.
Poetic lysinse.
Pissed off artist reluctantly corrects her misspellings on murals she created for the Livermore public library in San Francisco. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 10th, 2005.
Don’t quit your day job.
Shot putter who missed world qualifier due to flight mix-up instead enters javelin qualifier and loses big time.
Post date: Tuesday, August 9th, 2005.
Noooooooooooooo!
Charlie Murphy: ‘Chappelle’s Show is over‘.
Post date: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005.
Step away from the La-Z-Boy.
This just in: Men still hog the remote.
Post date: Monday, August 1st, 2005.
Jowlers.
If you like photos of people who shake their head really fast, then this site’s for you. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
Each shall go out straight ahead.
Improve your golf game with balls inscribed with biblical quotes.
Post date: Wednesday, July 13th, 2005.
Not his balls.
New web site that exploits Tom Cruise’s recent aberrations: TomCruiseIsNuts.com. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, July 6th, 2005.
Redneck Games X.
“People were going, `There’s the bobbing-for-pigs-feet champion!‘”
Post date: Tuesday, July 5th, 2005.
Reckoning.
You can now document or read about all the crazy things you believed when you were a kid.
Post date: Thursday, June 30th, 2005.
Gee you smell terrific.
A fabric softener sheet for your underwear.
Post date: Thursday, June 30th, 2005.
Piggly wiggly.
Shop owner calls friends first to laugh at botched theft attempt, then calls police.
Post date: Tuesday, June 28th, 2005.
What’s your sign?
When credit fraud is funny, and a little scary. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, June 21st, 2005.
Here, kitty kitty.
If you like to put stuff on your cat, this site is for you. (via)
Post date: Monday, June 13th, 2005.
Do the chickens have large talons?
Spelling Bee contestant slips in Napoleon Dynamite reference.
Post date: Tuesday, June 7th, 2005.
Facing the facts.
You can’t make fun of a person’s face and expect to get away with it.
Post date: Saturday, May 7th, 2005.
World Wide Dunce.
All sorts of Jennifer Wilbanks items to choose from.
Post date: Friday, May 6th, 2005.
Well-qualified.
Be careful which potential employer you allow to access your background history.
Post date: Wednesday, May 4th, 2005.
Ron Burgundy.
A drinking game for all you fellow news junkies out there. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 4th, 2005.
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