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Eniviga.

Jason — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:56:59 +0000

Carbonated beverage that burns calories as you drink it. (via)

Hydroxycitric acid.

Jason — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:25:30 +0000

Ingredient in a bottled-water product called Skinny Water that suppresses appetite and helps you lose weight. (via)

Pat’s Weight Loss Shake.

Jason — Thu, 25 May 2006 04:08:14 +0000

Rev. Pat Robertson has developed an age-defying protein shake that allows him to leg press 2000 pounds. (via)

SlimTree.com

Jason — Tue, 02 May 2006 23:17:42 +0000

Online gym that allows customers to workout anywhere by offering streaming fitness videos on the internet. (via)

Joggling.

Jason — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:42:12 +0000

Sport of running and juggling at the same time. (via)

Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis.

Jason — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:49:30 +0000

Program designed to help school children lose weight by standing all day in the classroom. (via)

HP Photosmart R927.

Jason — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 23:05:20 +0000

Digital camera that ‘intelligently’ removes pixels making you look slimmer. (via)

Kilowatt Game Controller.

Jason — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:54:05 +0000

Exercise machine that sculpts your body while you play video games.

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Earth shoes.

Jason — Mon, 03 Oct 2005 22:57:57 +0000

Shoes that help you build endurance and burn more calories. (via)

I was running!

Jason — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:18:37 +0000

Man plans to make like Forrest Gump and run across the United States.

Play misty for me.

Jason — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:58:07 +0000

Give your bland diet a little pizzazz with Flavor Spray. (via)

Good to the last drop.

Jason — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 18:59:19 +0000

Burn calories by drinking carbonated tea. (via)

Tit for tat.

Jason — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 05:24:09 +0000

Short on cash? Drop some weight.

Piggly wiggly.

Jason — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:24:15 +0000

Shop owner calls friends first to laugh at botched theft attempt, then calls police.

Sign of the times.

Jason — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 16:03:27 +0000

Schools in Minnesota to offer P.E. online.

Eat at Gold’s.

Jason — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:47:35 +0000

Cornering the market.

Soda jerks.

Jason — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 01:19:51 +0000

This just in: The use of the word diet in a soft drink name does not mean that it will burn calories as you drink it.

Just chew it.

Jason — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 01:06:49 +0000

Needing some extra boost for your workout? Pop some jelly beans.

Help-ing yourself.

Jason — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 16:16:39 +0000

Legal way to avoid going to court: being too fat.

Modern Commandments.

Jason — Mon, 09 May 2005 16:32:21 +0000

A list of 10 things you can do to live longer. (via)