Category: Fitness
Eniviga.
Carbonated beverage that burns calories as you drink it. (via)
Post date: Thursday, October 12th, 2006.
Hydroxycitric acid.
Ingredient in a bottled-water product called Skinny Water that suppresses appetite and helps you lose weight. (via)
Post date: Thursday, June 1st, 2006.
Pat’s Weight Loss Shake.
Rev. Pat Robertson has developed an age-defying protein shake that allows him to leg press 2000 pounds. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 24th, 2006.
SlimTree.com
Online gym that allows customers to workout anywhere by offering streaming fitness videos on the internet. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006.
Joggling.
Sport of running and juggling at the same time. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, April 12th, 2006.
Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis.
Program designed to help school children lose weight by standing all day in the classroom. (via)
Post date: Thursday, March 30th, 2006.
HP Photosmart R927.
Digital camera that ‘intelligently’ removes pixels making you look slimmer. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006.
Kilowatt Game Controller.
Exercise machine that sculpts your body while you play video games.
FREE MONEY and T-SHIRTS over at the Section J Blog. Answer trivia and win!
Congratulation to Fred who won and chose the coffe cup option on the second contest. By virtue of the Jedi mind trick, Mike also won a t-shirt. Congrats fellas! Here’s the last contest. No Star Wars.
Contest #3: May the Force be with you.
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Post date: Friday, February 10th, 2006.
Earth shoes.
Shoes that help you build endurance and burn more calories. (via)
Post date: Monday, October 3rd, 2005.
I was running!
Man plans to make like Forrest Gump and run across the United States.
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
Play misty for me.
Give your bland diet a little pizzazz with Flavor Spray. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Good to the last drop.
Burn calories by drinking carbonated tea. (via)
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Piggly wiggly.
Shop owner calls friends first to laugh at botched theft attempt, then calls police.
Post date: Tuesday, June 28th, 2005.
Sign of the times.
Schools in Minnesota to offer P.E. online.
Post date: Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005.
Soda jerks.
This just in: The use of the word diet in a soft drink name does not mean that it will burn calories as you drink it.
Post date: Monday, June 13th, 2005.
Just chew it.
Needing some extra boost for your workout? Pop some jelly beans.
Post date: Monday, June 13th, 2005.
Help-ing yourself.
Legal way to avoid going to court: being too fat.
Post date: Wednesday, June 8th, 2005.
Modern Commandments.
A list of 10 things you can do to live longer. (via)
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Ripped fuel.
If you want to enhance your workout, you should consider getting on the juice.
Post date: Monday, May 2nd, 2005.
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