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		<title>Ro15-4513.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/05/09/ro15-4513/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 00:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Experimental drug that binds to neurons in the brain and stops the impairing effects of being drunk. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Experimental drug</strong> <a href="http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/page.asp?relnum=7027">that binds to neurons in the brain and stops the <strong>impairing effects of being drunk</strong></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://www.brightsurf.com/news/headlines/view.article.php?ArticleID=24305">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>Beer-for-your-horses bill.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2006/02/17/beer-for-your-horses-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Legal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[South Dakota legalizes drunken horse riding and bike riding.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>South Dakota</strong> <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&amp;id=3912073">legalizes <strong>drunken horse riding and bike riding</strong></a>.</p>
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		<title>Dead drunk.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/10/31/dead-drunk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 00:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bartender sent to prison for mixing a drink that killed a customer. (recipe)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Bartender</strong> <a href="http://www.local6.com/news/5200079/detail.html">sent to prison for mixing a drink that <strong>killed a customer</strong></a>. (<a href="http://www.courttv.com/trials/taped/scott/background2.html">recipe</a>)</p>
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		<title>Food fight.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/09/27/food-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2005/09/27/food-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 17:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weapons]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Police officer assaulted with fried chicken.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Police officer</strong> <a href="http://www.wfmynews2.com/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=48995">assaulted with <strong>fried chicken</strong></a>.</p>
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		<title>Last laugh.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/09/21/last-laugh/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2005/09/21/last-laugh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annoying]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[British woman barred from a bar because &#8216;her high-pitched laugh was annoying other drinkers&#8216;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>British woman</strong> <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544005.html"><em>barred</em> from a bar because &#8216;her high-pitched laugh was <strong>annoying other drinkers</strong>&#8216;</a>.</p>
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		<title>Drunk dozin&#8217;.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/24/drunk-dozin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can pry my bulldozer from my dead drunk hands.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can <a href="http://www.tri-cityherald.com/24hour/weird/story/2659011p-11167648c.html">pry my <strong>bulldozer</strong> from my dead drunk hands</a>.</p>
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		<title>Drinking and riding.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/24/drinking-and-riding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ideas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re in the Dallas area and are out drinking, play it safe and call Wingman to give you a lift home in your own car. (via) 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re in the <strong>Dallas</strong> area and are out drinking, play it safe and call <a href="http://www.flywingman.com/"><strong>Wingman</strong> to give you a lift home <em>in your own car</em></a>. (<a class="via" href="http://linkfilter.net/?id=92331">via</a>) </p>
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		<title>Asking for trouble.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/05/asking-for-trouble/</link>
		<comments>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/05/asking-for-trouble/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk man asks cops where his car is.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunk <strong>man</strong> <a href="http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;click_id=29&amp;art_id=qw1123255262765B216">asks cops where his car is</a>.</p>
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		<title>Birdus Inebrius.</title>
		<link>http://jasonspage.net/2005/08/05/birdus-inebrius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 18:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunken birds flying through New Zealand.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/2246335220">Drunken birds flying through <strong>New Zealand</strong></a>.</p>
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