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Doughnapped.

Jason — Fri, 05 May 2006 01:49:59 +0000

Kidnappers have taken the Pillsbury Doughboy and are threatening to bake him. (via)

Boeoegg.

Jason — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:54:54 +0000

Snowman effigy burned annually to celebrate the killing of Winter’s evil spirit has been kidnapped by a radical Swiss militant group. (via)

SelectaDNA.

Jason — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:15:31 +0000

Invisible DNA-based substance acts like permanent marker by staying on marked valuables for up to 30 years.

Great Train Track Robbery.

Jason — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 19:41:38 +0000

German thieves steal 5 kilometers of railroad track.

Sticky situation.

Jason — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:08:34 +0000

Gumshoes finally nab the bubblegum bandit. (via)

Sami fleshscraper.

Jason — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:15:11 +0000

Norwegian museum anonymously receives relic 42 years after it was apparently stolen and has ‘no idea’ what the object is. (via)

Kleptomaniac.

Jason — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 22:30:31 +0000

Woman being charged with theft steals camera that took her mugshot photo. (via)

Hip ‘n’ stitch?

Jason — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:25:57 +0000

Man is reunited with wallet forty years after it was stolen. (via)

Honest crook.

Jason — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:37:19 +0000

Man robs coffee stand then pays for coffee with the stolen money.

No prisoners.

Jason — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:48:45 +0000

Colorado man commits suicide while being questioned by police about a stolen bicycle.

Payroll deduction.

Jason — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 20:03:14 +0000

British banker borrowed £7 million from his employer.

Stuck in gear.

Jason — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:40:25 +0000

Wannabe car-jacker that could only drive an automatic stalls out when stolen vehicle turns out to be a stick shift.

Covering your tracks.

Jason — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 21:44:50 +0000

How leaving your electronic hotel room key behind when you check out could leave you open to identity theft. (via)

Gotta go.

Jason — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 00:35:12 +0000

Bulgarian thief makes his getaway in a cop car.

The easiest arrest ever.

Jason — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 21:23:34 +0000

By taking pictures with a cell phone they stole, thieves in Argentina unknowingly published themselves on the stolen phone owner’s personal Web page.

Lo-tech bandits.

Jason — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:33:42 +0000

Thieves in Austria bust open a safe with a passenger train.

Not once but twice.

Jason — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 23:49:39 +0000

Woman pulls second fake cancer scam.

One-legged bandit.

Jason — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 18:38:04 +0000

Man test-driving a prosthetic leg walks off without paying.

Point of view.

Jason — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:30:36 +0000

I’m not a thief. I’m a person who is addicted to shopping with stolen money.

Airheads.

Jason — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:23:51 +0000

Be careful not to put diesel fuel in your unleaded engine when trying to steal gas.