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Category: Theft

Doughnapped.

Kidnappers have taken the Pillsbury Doughboy and are threatening to bake him. (via)

Tags: Celebrity Protest Theft.

Boeoegg.

Snowman effigy burned annually to celebrate the killing of Winter’s evil spirit has been kidnapped by a radical Swiss militant group. (via)

Tags: Culture Organizations Snow Theft.

SelectaDNA.

Invisible DNA-based substance acts like permanent marker by staying on marked valuables for up to 30 years.

Tags: DNA Prevention Theft.

Great Train Track Robbery.

German thieves steal 5 kilometers of railroad track.

Tags: Materials People Theft.

Sticky situation.

Gumshoes finally nab the bubblegum bandit. (via)

Tags: Candy Caught Crime People Theft.

Sami fleshscraper.

Norwegian museum anonymously receives relic 42 years after it was apparently stolen and has ‘no idea’ what the object is. (via)

Tags: Art Confusion Theft.

Kleptomaniac.

Woman being charged with theft steals camera that took her mugshot photo. (via)

Tags: Busted Caught Crime Irony People Theft.

Hip ‘n’ stitch?

Man is reunited with wallet forty years after it was stolen. (via)

Tags: Discovery People Theft.

Honest crook.

Man robs coffee stand then pays for coffee with the stolen money.

Tags: Bizarre Coffee Crime Getaway Money People Theft Wanted.

No prisoners.

Colorado man commits suicide while being questioned by police about a stolen bicycle.

Tags: Bizarre Busted Caught Crime Death People Theft.

Payroll deduction.

British banker borrowed £7 million from his employer.

Tags: Bizarre Busted Caught Crime Discovery Money People Theft.

Stuck in gear.

Wannabe car-jacker that could only drive an automatic stalls out when stolen vehicle turns out to be a stick shift.

Tags: Busted Cars Caught Crime Getaway Irony Mistakes People Theft Woopsie.

Covering your tracks.

How leaving your electronic hotel room key behind when you check out could leave you open to identity theft. (via)

Tags: Information Security Technology Theft Travel.

Gotta go.

Bulgarian thief makes his getaway in a cop car.

Tags: Cars Chase Crime Getaway People Theft.

The easiest arrest ever.

By taking pictures with a cell phone they stole, thieves in Argentina unknowingly published themselves on the stolen phone owner’s personal Web page.

Tags: Busted Caught Crime Mistakes People Phone Photos Theft Woopsie.

Lo-tech bandits.

Thieves in Austria bust open a safe with a passenger train.

Tags: Bizarre Crime Ideas Milestones Money People Theft.

Not once but twice.

Woman pulls second fake cancer scam.

Tags: Bogus Busted Caught Crime Discovery Disease Health Money People Prank Theft.

One-legged bandit.

Man test-driving a prosthetic leg walks off without paying.

Tags: Artificial limb Crime Getaway Irony People Theft.

Point of view.

I’m not a thief. I’m a person who is addicted to shopping with stolen money.

Tags: Crime Legal Money People Punishment Theft.

Airheads.

Be careful not to put diesel fuel in your unleaded engine when trying to steal gas.

Tags: Busted Cars Caught Crime Mistakes People Theft Woopsie.

Read how they did it.

Thieves in Brazil tunnel under a bank and heist $85 million.

Tags: Crime Discovery Escape Getaway Money People Theft.

Chain reactions.

A series of unfortunate events. (via)

Tags: Bizarre Cars Caught Crime Deadly Death Getaway Murder People Robbery Theft.

Mug.

Toothless man caught stealing toothbrushes.

Tags: Busted Caught Crime Embarrassing Health Hygiene Irony People Products Theft.

Genius photographer.

Criminal mistakenly takes and leaves photo of himself at the crime scene.

Tags: Busted Caught Crime Irony Mistakes Photos Theft Woopsie.

Piggly wiggly.

Shop owner calls friends first to laugh at botched theft attempt, then calls police.

Tags: Crime Fitness Food Humor Theft.

Arrest me.

The man who is proud to be a prisoner.

Tags: Crime Irony Mistakes Prison Theft.

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