Category: Celebrity
Aaron Kosminski.
Polish barber that a detective of the day claims was Jack the Ripper.
Post date: Friday, July 14th, 2006.
Dianetics Racing Team.
Church of Scientology to start a NASCAR racing team.
Post date: Wednesday, June 7th, 2006.
Voiceprint.
Technology used to recreate what Mona Lisa’s voice sounded like. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 31st, 2006.
Cell Track-ID.
Technique that can amplify genetic information from single strands of DNA may prove that Jack the Ripper was a woman.
Post date: Thursday, May 18th, 2006.
Doughnapped.
Kidnappers have taken the Pillsbury Doughboy and are threatening to bake him. (via)
Post date: Thursday, May 4th, 2006.
Viewing hours.
Egyptian tycoon wants to be mummified and attached to the arm of a clock after he dies. (via)
Post date: Monday, March 27th, 2006.
Ararat anomaly.
Man who has been searching for Noah’s Ark for 13 years may be close to finding it. (via)
Post date: Friday, March 10th, 2006.
Revelations.
Soviet Union ordered the assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II. (via)
Post date: Friday, March 3rd, 2006.
Mikulicz’s syndrome.
Shakespeare apparently died from a rare eye cancer. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, March 1st, 2006.
Gospel of Judas.
Apocryphal manuscript to be published around Easter in which Jesus forgives Judas.
Post date: Tuesday, February 28th, 2006.
Jigga what?
Damon Wayans is trying to trademark the word ‘Nigga’. (via)
Post date: Thursday, February 23rd, 2006.
Mayan Long Count.
Former major leaguer says that the world will end on December 21, 2012.
Post date: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006.
Check my cell phone.
Post date: Monday, February 20th, 2006.
Achilles’ knee.
King Tut was felled by a sword injury to his knee. (via)
Post date: Friday, February 3rd, 2006.
Eternal City.
Plans discovered for Berlin to be rebuilt in the likeness of St. Peter’s Square after Hitler conquered the world. (via)
Post date: Thursday, January 26th, 2006.
Good trade.
In exchange for early prison release, Pope John Paul’s would-be assassin offered go to Afghanistan, infiltrate al-Qaeda and capture Osama bin Laden. (via)
Post date: Thursday, January 19th, 2006.
Iranians I trust.
Osama bin Laden died in December of kidney failure and is buried in Iran. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, January 11th, 2006.
Kill ‘em all.
Secret British documents reveal Churchill wanted Hitler to be electrocuted, Ghandi to be starved. (via)
Post date: Monday, January 9th, 2006.
No need for Bruce Willis.
Scientists plan to divert asteroids from hitting Earth by spraying paint on them.
Post date: Sunday, January 1st, 2006.
Face recognition.
Web site where you can upload your photo and find out which celebrity you look like. (via)
Post date: Saturday, December 31st, 2005.
BioWillie.
Willie Nelson has his own line of alternative diesel fuel. (via)
Post date: Friday, December 30th, 2005.
The beat goes on.
Polish monk wants to play recordings of Pope John Paul II’s heartbeat at midnight mass.
Post date: Tuesday, December 13th, 2005.
Be like Larry.
Prisoner gets additional years added on to his time so that his overall sentence matches Larry Bird’s jersey.
Post date: Thursday, October 20th, 2005.
Will I get it?
Brazilian psychic is claiming that the United States owes him the $25 million reward for providing the hiding place of Saddam Hussein.
Post date: Friday, October 7th, 2005.
Have you seen Kenny?
Web site for men who look like Kenny Rogers. (via)
Post date: Saturday, October 1st, 2005.
Yo Rocko.
eBay: You can bid on the 10-foot bronze statue of the Italian Stallion that was created for the Rocky III movie. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, September 27th, 2005.
CSI Britney.
Britney Spears to quit her music and pursue career in forensic science.
Post date: Tuesday, September 27th, 2005.
Niche market.
Giving the paperwork a little pizzazz: JustToiletPaper.com. (via)
Post date: Friday, September 23rd, 2005.
My buddy.
Governor Jeb Bush has an imaginary friend he calls ‘Chang’. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, September 21st, 2005.
Pricelessly awful.
The ‘Chuck says, Rufus says, Kathy says‘ hilarity that was R. Kelly’s live performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 30th, 2005.
Stranglehold.
Ted Nugent is offering his hunting skills to protect Manitoba from bears.
Post date: Tuesday, August 30th, 2005.
Challenge Darth Vader.
Flash game: Darth Vader uses the force to read your mind. (via)
Post date: Monday, August 29th, 2005.
I pity the fool.
Mr T to reprise his role as Clubber Lang in the upcoming Rocky 6. (via)
Post date: Monday, August 29th, 2005.
Energy.
Explaining and understanding the equation E = mc2. (via)
Post date: Saturday, August 27th, 2005.
Bye bye, head over heels.
Tom Cruise’s loverboy tirade on Oprah earlier this year has spawned a new word/concept that is beginning to enter the lexicon: jumping on couches. (via)
Post date: Thursday, August 18th, 2005.
Slam dunked.
Mascot Hall of Fame inaugurates its first class, which does not include Mickey Mouse or Ronald McDonald. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
The one.
Play the six degrees to Kevin Bacon game online. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
How about just ‘Sean Combs’?
Sean “Puffy” Combs, aka “Puff Daddy“, aka “P Diddy“, now is just Diddy. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Mist it.
John Daly tries, and fails, to hit golf ball across Niagara Falls.
Post date: Thursday, August 4th, 2005.
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