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Nrangheta.

Jason — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 23:55:05 +0000

Italian mafia plans to smuggle cocaine in from Colombia were foiled when they were caught trying to build a submarine.

Sticky situation.

Jason — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:08:34 +0000

Gumshoes finally nab the bubblegum bandit. (via)

The little cam that could.

Jason — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:22:39 +0000

British speed camera on pace to average $10,000 an hour in fines for speeding drivers it catches.

Can’t you see I’m in a hurry?

Jason — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:40:47 +0000

Impatient bank robber takes off his mask to yell at teller, thus blowing his cover. (via)

You asked for it.

Jason — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:45:09 +0000

Bank robber uses getaway car with vanity plates that say “FINDME“.

Kleptomaniac.

Jason — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 22:30:31 +0000

Woman being charged with theft steals camera that took her mugshot photo. (via)

Reach out and rob someone.

Jason — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:31:45 +0000

New Zealand man tries and fails to rob a bank by phone.

In search of sasquatch.

Jason — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:04:37 +0000

Maine scientist offering $1 million reward for a photo that leads to the live capture of Bigfoot. (via)

No prisoners.

Jason — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:48:45 +0000

Colorado man commits suicide while being questioned by police about a stolen bicycle.

Payroll deduction.

Jason — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 20:03:14 +0000

British banker borrowed £7 million from his employer.

Cruise control.

Jason — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:36:40 +0000

Cars that will automatically issue a ticket every time the vehicle exceeds the speed limit. (via)

Tips from Hannibal.

Jason — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 19:15:53 +0000

Captured fugitive in Pennsylvania tries to bite off his own fingerprints to avoid being identified.

Stuck in gear.

Jason — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:40:25 +0000

Wannabe car-jacker that could only drive an automatic stalls out when stolen vehicle turns out to be a stick shift.

First-level wizard.

Jason — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 17:23:24 +0000

Woman in Tokyo complains to police after the hitman she hired fails to get the job done. (via)

The easiest arrest ever.

Jason — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 21:23:34 +0000

By taking pictures with a cell phone they stole, thieves in Argentina unknowingly published themselves on the stolen phone owner’s personal Web page.

Not once but twice.

Jason — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 23:49:39 +0000

Woman pulls second fake cancer scam.

Not ready for prime time.

Jason — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:47:55 +0000

Man who held up a convenience store with a ‘drill bit‘ may have been influenced by TV crime shows. (via)

Chupacabra.

Jason — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 18:43:54 +0000

Man in Texas may have caught an animal of legend, a chupacabra: a mix between a hairless dog, a rat and a kangaroo.

Hey Booboo.

Jason — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 19:20:59 +0000

Bear arrested and put behind bars in Russia for ‘begging’.

Drunk dozin’.

Jason — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:24:17 +0000

You can pry my bulldozer from my dead drunk hands.