Archive for August, 2005
Time is relative.
Find out your age and your birthday on all the planets in our solar system. (via)
Post date: Thursday, August 25th, 2005.
Hey Booboo.
Bear arrested and put behind bars in Russia for ‘begging’.
Post date: Thursday, August 25th, 2005.
Ticket Assassin.
California: Beat your speeding ticket(s) by mail with Ticket Assassin. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Only in China.
Live pigs in Beijing tatooed ‘with designs ranging from the Louis Vuitton logo to Russian prison tattoos’. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Drunk dozin’.
You can pry my bulldozer from my dead drunk hands.
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Ghetto fries.
What do you call French fries topped with cheddar cheese, giardiniera, gravy, barbecue sauce and raw onions? (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Drinking and riding.
If you’re in the Dallas area and are out drinking, play it safe and call Wingman to give you a lift home in your own car. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 24th, 2005.
Catman.
Man transforms himself into a cat via extreme plastic surgery. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005.
Point of view.
I’m not a thief. I’m a person who is addicted to shopping with stolen money.
Post date: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005.
How not to get chicks.
Man officially recognized by Guinness for having the longest eyebrow hair in the world. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005.
Not very punctual.
Yesterday was National Punctuation Day. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005.
The howling.
Mysterious, unidentified scream recorded in Ohio. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005.
2K6.
If you loved the now-defunct ESPN NFL 2K5 video game, you can now upload the 2006 team rosters for both PS2 and XBox! (via)
Post date: Monday, August 22nd, 2005.
It’s been real.
The mysterious Piano Man, the supposed mute piano-playing prodigy who was found on a British beach back in April, reveals his hoax and goes back home to Germany.
Post date: Monday, August 22nd, 2005.
Acrocanthosaurus.
Dinosaur footprints discovered in a college building wall.
Post date: Monday, August 22nd, 2005.
Stay tuned.
More breaking news to come on Monday, August 22nd. To all the readers and subscribers of jasonspage: have a great weekend!
Post date: Thursday, August 18th, 2005.
Bye bye, head over heels.
Tom Cruise’s loverboy tirade on Oprah earlier this year has spawned a new word/concept that is beginning to enter the lexicon: jumping on couches. (via)
Post date: Thursday, August 18th, 2005.
Vidstone.
Have your life flash before someone else’s eyes with your very own video gravestone. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
Slam dunked.
Mascot Hall of Fame inaugurates its first class, which does not include Mickey Mouse or Ronald McDonald. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
No shiznit?
Got a cursing problem? You might want to consider enrolling in the Cuss Control Academy to kick the f-ing habit. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
I was running!
Man plans to make like Forrest Gump and run across the United States.
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
The one.
Play the six degrees to Kevin Bacon game online. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
Airheads.
Be careful not to put diesel fuel in your unleaded engine when trying to steal gas.
Post date: Wednesday, August 17th, 2005.
Practical urban weaponry.
How to make your own flamethrower. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
How about just ‘Sean Combs’?
Sean “Puffy” Combs, aka “Puff Daddy“, aka “P Diddy“, now is just Diddy. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
q W E R t y.
Introducing: the flexible Super Kool Keyboard. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Got milk?
Russian cows will be feasting on a diet of marijuana plants.
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Tipple.
Samuel Adam’s has brewed the world’s strongest, and perhaps most expensive, beer.
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Croc soup.
Crocodile blood may contain new solutions for HIV, antibiotics.
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Divine opportunity.
Image of Jesus on a perogi bought by, you guessed it, GoldenPalace.com.
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
10 MPH.
A man rides from Seattle to Boston on a Segway and a filmmaker will be capturing it all. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Play misty for me.
Give your bland diet a little pizzazz with Flavor Spray. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.
Hans Brix.
Kim Jong Il won’t be so ronery anymore now that you can search all of his memorable propaganda at NK News.
Post date: Monday, August 15th, 2005.
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