Archive for July, 2005
Didn’t get the memo.
Danish police break up ‘street fight‘ that was being filmed for a movie.
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Please disperse.
Hair sample tested earlier this week is not from Bigfoot.
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Good to the last drop.
Burn calories by drinking carbonated tea. (via)
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Free beer!
Making the world open source, one beer at a time. (via)
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Jump.
Knock the world off its axis next year during World Jump Day. (via)
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Slow down cowboy.
Ethiopian man with 77 children to give family planning advice.
Post date: Friday, July 29th, 2005.
Got Putin?
“Having a tattoo of President Putin is very fashionable at the moment.”
Post date: Thursday, July 28th, 2005.
Lifesaver.
Dog with a talent for emulating ‘emergency vehicles‘ saves house from fire.
Post date: Wednesday, July 27th, 2005.
Face off.
Cleveland Clinic set to perform first-ever face transplant. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, July 27th, 2005.
Getting to the bottom.
Scientists in California studying how much gas cows really emit.
Post date: Wednesday, July 27th, 2005.
Jesus speaking.
Phone number mistakenly shown in the movie Bruce Almighty actually belongs to Florida woman who receives ‘15 to 20 calls an hour from people asking for God‘. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Stolen stash.
Be careful what type of merchandise you declare was stolen from you when filing a police report.
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Daaady.
Forty goats offered to former President Bill Clinton in exchange for Chelsea.
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
The incentivizer.
Car device reminds drivers of upcoming loan payments, disables vehicle when past due. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Iwon.
Search using Blingo, a Google-based search that will randomly award prizes. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Personalized search.
Make any word(s) look like the Google logo. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Art confusing life.
Album cover depicting a barcode being mistakenly scanned for real barcode at record stores. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Personal MBA.
You can simulate having studied for an MBA by reading these forty business books. (via)
Post date: Monday, July 25th, 2005.
Wannabe rodeo star.
‘Goodest’ sheep rider in the whole world retires at age six. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
Jowlers.
If you like photos of people who shake their head really fast, then this site’s for you. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
George Carlin-ism.
You didn’t fail. You just deferred success.
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
E.T. phone home.
Bloggers posts to be beamed into outer space.
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
Numbers.
97 percent certainty that God raised Christ from the dead.
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
Got poop?
Prison in Rwanda powers stoves with very natural gas. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 21st, 2005.
Say what?
Deaf Black Sabbath fan jailed for playing music too loud. (via)
Post date: Friday, July 15th, 2005.
It’s all in a name.
Identical twins change names in honor of Italian anarchists ‘to help with future business and political plans‘. A quick Google search may shed some light on how this well-timed name change might aid their current legal affairs.
Post date: Thursday, July 14th, 2005.
Eyes wide shut.
Nurse superglues her boyfriend’s roving eyes shut. (via)
Post date: Thursday, July 14th, 2005.
Please Cooter don’t hurt ‘em.
Cooter is urging Dukes of Hazzard purists to boycott the upcoming new movie. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, July 13th, 2005.
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