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Archive for June, 2005

Pardon our noise: Part 2.

More testing going on today so if something’s broke, it’s only temporary. Thanks.

Tags: jasonspage.

Reckoning.

You can now document or read about all the crazy things you believed when you were a kid.

Tags: Humor Mistakes.

Gee you smell terrific.

A fabric softener sheet for your underwear.

Tags: Embarrassing Humor Ideas Products.

The Rodenator.

Somewhere, Wile E. Coyote is licking his chops. (via)

Tags: Animals Pests Products.

B.S.

Proof that there are trade associations for just about everything.

Tags: Bogus Education.

Blue after the ball.

Man separated from new bride immediately after reception due to a minor technicality.

Tags: Bizarre Caught Crime Embarrassing Legal Mistakes Spouse Weddings Woopsie.

Happy ending.

If you can’t beat ‘em, tie off your arm and shoot up before they haul you in.

Tags: Cars Caught Chase Crime Drugs.

Pardon our noise: Part 1.

Doing some upgrading this week and some RSS ping testing. Thanks for your patience.

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Wassup now?

Wanted man trying to blend in ironically blows his cover with vanity plates. (via)

Tags: Busted Cars Caught Crime Irony Language Parole violation.

Piggly wiggly.

Shop owner calls friends first to laugh at botched theft attempt, then calls police.

Tags: Crime Fitness Food Humor Theft.

Feed the children.

The beggar in Chile that dresses and acts like a baby to get spare change.

Tags: Ideas Money Survival.

Backmasking.

Interesting messages revealed by playing songs backwards. (via)

Tags: Art Language Music Technology.

Smoker’s haven.

Quitting smoking would bring you misery, shortening your life.” (via)

Tags: Health Marketing Propaganda Smoking.

Perfect sideburns.

Frustrated by trying to keep your sideburns even? Fret no more. (via)

Tags: His Hygiene Products Shaving.

Good stuff.

The man who pitched a no-hitter on LSD. (via)

Tags: Baseball Drugs Milestones People Sports.

Wobblefoot.

A new spin on the Curt Schilling bobblehead doll. (via)

Tags: Baseball Celebrity Crazes People Sports.

Bed Ex.

Creating furniture with packaging supplies. (via)

Tags: How-to Make Products Recycling Resources.

Made for CSI.

A passenger involved in a fatal car accident in Japan had been dead at least one day before the accident. (via)

Tags: Bizarre TV Unexplained Wrecks.

UFO to-do.

Comprehensive 10-step guide on handling a UFO encounter. (via)

Tags: Mistakes Photos Space Survival UFO Unexplained Video.

Bib Fortuna.

The man who hasn’t had a haircut in 31 years. (via)

Tags: Bizarre Milestones Star Wars.

Straight outta the Hamptons.

‘Fight the power’ dream being realized by increasingly white majority at hip hop shows.

Tags: Culture Entertainment Hip Hop Irony Music.

Sticky situation.

They first discovered the bees living in the walls of their home … when honey started dripping from the ceiling.” (via)

Tags: Pests.

Gag.

Man who pretends to swallow a key actually does. Locksmith comes to the rescue.

Tags: Ideas Mistakes Prank Resources Woopsie.

Win 100 grand.

Nobody would watch and listen for two hours for a candy bar.”

Tags: Contests Legal Mistakes.

Hot prospect.

Man applies for a job and then robs the place.

Tags: Crime Food Robbery.

Arrest me.

The man who is proud to be a prisoner.

Tags: Crime Irony Mistakes Prison Theft.

9 minus 1 equals 8.

Australian woman brings family cat back to life with CPR.

Tags: Animals Lucky Pets Rescue Survival.

Immortal phrases.

The American Film Institute’s Top 100 US Movie Quotes.

Tags: Celebrity Culture Entertainment Language Movies People.

Miss Piggy.

A contest that is needing an image makeover.

Tags: Beauty pageant Contests Hers Language.

Miss con.

Brazil announces its 2005 prison pageant winner.

Tags: Beauty pageant Contests Hers Photos Prison.

Leftovers a-plenty.

Iowa town bakes a 50,000 slice pizza.

Tags: Challenge Food Milestones.

Sign of the times.

Schools in Minnesota to offer P.E. online.

Tags: Fitness Health Ideas Technology Web.

Fine print.

“This is a stickup, signed John Doe.”

Tags: Crime Mistakes Money Robbery.

Nature preserves.

Lions rescue and protect kidnapped girl in Africa. (via)

Tags: Animals Crime Kidnapping Lucky Rescue Survival Unexplained.

Way to go, Mom!

How to embarrass your kid on a global level by making a big deal about their awful school yearbook photo on national TV.

Tags: Embarrassing Photos Protest.

Eat at Gold’s.

Cornering the market.

Tags: Business Fitness Food Health Ideas Marketing.

Mackanova.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Tags: Weddings.

Look on the bright side.

Cure yourself of cancer by staring at the sun.

Tags: Bizarre Disease Health.

Our bad.

Man who was expelled from church 160 years ago was finally let back in.

Tags: Forgiven Punishment Religion.

Stayin’ alive.

Proof that cars and wombats don’t mix.

Tags: Animals Cars Lucky Survival.

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