Archive for May, 2005
Thank god the cops finally came!
He must have been wearing a big ‘ol sign that said “Mug Me“.
Post date: Tuesday, May 31st, 2005.
From the Book of Ripley.
Man conjures UFO by reciting Old Testament Hebrew.
Post date: Tuesday, May 31st, 2005.
Closing encounter.
“By the time you finish reading this sentence, you’ll be 25 miles closer to the planet Mars.”
Post date: Tuesday, May 31st, 2005.
Statue of limitations.
A case for spell check in the engraving industry.
Post date: Tuesday, May 31st, 2005.
Didn’t you know?
The first rocket was apparently launched by North Korea 1300 years ago.
Post date: Tuesday, May 31st, 2005.
Those crazy kids.
Be careful who you threaten in your high school yearbook.
Post date: Monday, May 30th, 2005.
Hasta mañana.
Posting is going to possibly close down here for about two weeks. This is because it is still unclear if I will have much, if any, real access to the Internet where I am going. Yeah, it’s that remote. Just a little vaca with possibly no wi-fi, that’s all. Be back soon. I’m back!
Post date: Sunday, May 15th, 2005.
Not licensed to drive.
A man who apparently lives to drink and drive.
Post date: Thursday, May 12th, 2005.
Check your facts.
A man with so many wives, only he knows how many.
Post date: Wednesday, May 11th, 2005.
Recognize.
Truly a day to be very aware of Flash Flood Safety Awareness Day.
Post date: Wednesday, May 11th, 2005.
Solitary bliss.
Yeah, why don’t you go ahead and take me to jail.
Post date: Wednesday, May 11th, 2005.
Su Doku.
Giving the crossword puzzle a run for its money. (via)
Post date: Wednesday, May 11th, 2005.
Empire being no. 1, of course.
You can make a difference and rate the Star Wars movies sans Episode III. (via)
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Double Jeopardy.
Be careful what you have in plain view when you decide to invite the cops into your home.
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Toasted.
Jennifer Wilbanks toast creator jilted in-turn by would-be eBay bidder.
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Modern Commandments.
A list of 10 things you can do to live longer. (via)
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Not DiGiorno.
“Our staff member was negotiated out by the delivery of 15 pizzas.“
Post date: Monday, May 9th, 2005.
Any takers?
Pamela Anderson is looking for a few good men. (via)
Post date: Saturday, May 7th, 2005.
Facing the facts.
You can’t make fun of a person’s face and expect to get away with it.
Post date: Saturday, May 7th, 2005.
Please don’t be my neighbor.
It’s technically a feud when it’s big enough to make the news.
Post date: Saturday, May 7th, 2005.
Long shot.
“The odds of a time traveler showing up are between one in a million and one in a trillion.”
Post date: Friday, May 6th, 2005.
Bye Bye Bye.
“If you’re found in Clarke County, bring your toothbrush.”
Post date: Friday, May 6th, 2005.
World Wide Dunce.
All sorts of Jennifer Wilbanks items to choose from.
Post date: Friday, May 6th, 2005.
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