Archive for April, 2005
“I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.”
A new way to spell terror: B-U-R-R-I-T-O.
Post date: Saturday, April 30th, 2005.
Gold digger.
Be careful what you do in front of a surveillance camera.
Post date: Saturday, April 30th, 2005.
Team player. People skills. Mind reader.
Here’s another thing that you can put on your resumé.
Post date: Thursday, April 28th, 2005.
Licensed to chill.
Begging as a business? Don’t expect to collect much taxes from this “profession”.
Post date: Wednesday, April 27th, 2005.
Versus Shaq.
I can’t believe this didn’t get any attention back at the start of the NBA season. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, April 26th, 2005.
Not good.
Understanding the quake that caused the Tsunami of 2004: “The magnitude 9.3 earthquake has shortened the day by fractions of a second, shifted the North Pole by an inch, and made the planet less fat around the middle.”
Post date: Tuesday, April 26th, 2005.
Wonder woman.
Bringing added emphasis to the phrase “you’re lucky to be alive.” (via)
Post date: Tuesday, April 26th, 2005.
New Jack.
A high-speed chase would have been way less punishment.
Post date: Tuesday, April 26th, 2005.
How DID it go in?
Post date: Friday, April 22nd, 2005.
Institutionalized.
Disproving the myth that custody could be anything but correctional.
Post date: Friday, April 22nd, 2005.
Just joking.
This guy should consider a career in acting or sales. (via)
Post date: Friday, April 22nd, 2005.
Darth Vader on my blogroll.
You can now read and post comments on Darth Vader’s blog.
Post date: Friday, April 22nd, 2005.
Free John McGivney!
Understanding the act of the man who shot his car not as a crazed, lone gunman, but instead as a local savior and national news manipulator.
Post date: Thursday, April 21st, 2005.
What can’t she do?
A Photoshop parade of the surprisingly ultra-dynamic Mosh Girl. (via)
Post date: Thursday, April 21st, 2005.
I’m Cornell Jackson, bitch.
This sounds like a possible skit you’d see on Chappelle’s Show.
Post date: Thursday, April 21st, 2005.
And what a legacy he left…
The first President of the United States of America, Samuel Huntington.
Post date: Tuesday, April 19th, 2005.
Seriously, John Edwards?
Enter your vote for the Greatest American and comment about the talent pool over on their blog. (via)
Post date: Tuesday, April 19th, 2005.
Papal Post.
A whole lotta pope: How popes name themselves. Papal candidates. Two guys who made bank off Benedict. A guy who now owns BenedictXVI.com
Post date: Tuesday, April 19th, 2005.
Who is and who is’nt.
The site to help you find out who’s alive and who’s not. (via)
Post date: Monday, April 18th, 2005.
That’s my wave, dude.
Surfer survives shark encounter, continues surfing.
Post date: Monday, April 18th, 2005.
B-A-S-I-C training.
California correctional facilities must have an awful lot of newspapers with the crossword section missing.
Post date: Saturday, April 16th, 2005.
Green light.
Although you’d probably pass up a ride home from him, you cannot question this man’s uncanny ability at test taking.
Post date: Friday, April 15th, 2005.
Getting the monkey off of the monkey’s back.
Guess what happens when you give a chimp a cigarette?
Post date: Thursday, April 14th, 2005.
Poo pitchers.
Never mind the baseball. Let’s throw some cow turds instead.
Post date: Thursday, April 14th, 2005.
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