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Archive for February, 2005

Criminal Vacation

Two British students are planning to spend a summer vacation road trip in the United States breaking the law all along the way.

Tags: Bizarre Cars Crime Humor.

Romantic fiction

There’s something funny about making fun of romantic novel book covers. “For the Love of Scottie McMullet” is my fave.

Tags: Humor.

Yee-haw

What if you could watch the Dukes of Hazzard for a year on TV, learn everything you could about the show, and get paid 100k for it. Seriously!

Tags: Cars Contests Culture Entertainment Money TV.

G-ride

Great video of a classic ride: the 1988 Dodge Aries! hat tip: bores

Tags: Cars Humor.

Youch!

A monk in Thailand accidentally mistook a tube of superglue for eye drops.

Tags: Bizarre Religion.

No news

A man gives it his all trying to buy every newspaper in town telling of his drug possession arrest.

Tags: Bizarre Crime Humor Legal.

Dumb ass

More genius criminals: A robbery suspect picked an awesome time to brag about his score.

Tags: Crime Humor.

Geniuses

Hey, at least they tried. Two burglars decided to call the cops to help them get into their stolen getaway car.

Tags: Cars Crime Humor.

Word

Gettin’ righteous with the hottest single in religious rap today: Baby Got Book.

Tags: Culture Entertainment Hip Hop Humor Music Religion.

What will they think of next?

You can never get enough pork propaganda. So here’s a new blog all about bacon!

Tags: Bacon Blog.

Oh Mario

Ever wonder why Nintendo’s Mario looks the way he does? Great, because now you can read a neat little piece on his visual evolution!

Tags: Culture People Video Games.

Hic

A little reverse-engineering genius for you: the same company that makes hangover cure is also making pills to keep you more drunk.

Tags: Alcohol Business Culture Humor Science.

Dude

Dell is now the most admired company to work for in the world.

Tags: Business News Technology.

Dummerer?

Nation’s oldest boarding school has decided to update it’s name. Probably a good idea, especially when the popular saying is, “Students who go in come out Dummer.”

Tags: Culture Humor.

Is there anybody out there

Could there once have been life on Mars? Scientists believe they have found a frozen ocean 800 by 900 kilometres in size and averaging 45 metres deep!

Tags: Science.

Phone viruses

It was really just a matter of time: first cell phone virus found in the U.S.

Tags: Technology.

Gizmos

You’re sure to see some familiar and memorable stuff in the Top 100 Gadgets of All Time.

Tags: Business Culture Ideas Science Technology.

An honest con

A man was accidentally released two years early from prison. But he was nice enought to call and tell them he was on his way back.

Tags: Bizarre Humor Legal.

Pay up…NOW!

Bottom line: pay your rent, or ELSE!

Tags: Bizarre Money.

A case of good and bad luck

Good things come to those who dig through the trash and find a winning lotto ticket.

Tags: Bizarre Contests Money.

Sucks to be a screen writer…

Movie starring Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe suspended three days before shooting was to begin. “The screenplay is not where we need it to be.” Ouch.

Tags: Entertainment Movies News People.

Hey man

Marijuana-themed Monopoly board game busted at toy fair.

Tags: Humor Legal.

Slow the f!@K down

An absolutely great idea: Town Uses Police Decoys to Slow Traffic.

Tags: Cars Ideas.

Saint Mack

It’s not too often that we talk about St. Patrick, the man, but apparently he was the ‘mack daddy’ of his day.

Tags: Culture Humor People Sex.

Ha ha!

Hey. Relax man. Nobody got hurt. He was only wearing a gorilla mask. And, climbing on the roof of his high school.

Tags: Humor.

Who could still be writing?

This is too bizzare not to post: Hitler is still receiving mail in Berlin.

Tags: Bizarre People.

Racing to die faster

I’ve always wondered this too: Does Changing Lanes Get You There Faster?

Tags: Cars Culture.

Best Screenplays 2005

The New York Times dissects five of last year’s best screenplays. I agree with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but The Incredibles? Come on!

Tags: Culture Entertainment Movies.

Gamesmanship

Great article on supposing and classifying how video games reveal who we are. Or as the article put it: “Video games are a window to our souls and the view isn’t always pretty”.

Tags: Culture Entertainment Technology Video Games.

Whatever

Never would have guessed this: a recent study suggests that lobsters do not feel pain when placed into boiling water.

Tags: Bizarre Food Science.

Silly turkeys

A wild turkey flock is being deemed crazy for moving to the world’s largest summer turkey barbecue town.

Tags: Bizarre Food Humor.

Damn pirates

Disney’s sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean is stirring up some cultural issues with the ‘locals’.

Tags: Business Culture Entertainment Movies.

Drinking game

The old hour of power or power hour or whatever you call it is getting some legal attention in North Dakota.

Tags: Alcohol Legal.

Salesboy

A Cub Scout sold 10 tons of popcorn!!!

Tags: Bizarre Food News.

Cheeky

You can tell a lot about a person by their ass.

Tags: Humor.

Turn out the lights

The 2004 NHL season is just about over for good.

Tags: Hockey News Sports.

Late adopters

Sign of the apocalypse: the first credit card was issued in Yemen.

Tags: Business Culture.

Still smokin’

Cheech and Chong are reportedly doing another movie together. Contrary to this article, some internet message boards say that this movie is tentatively being called Dis-jointed.

Tags: Entertainment Humor Movies People.

Some positive news

A woman who suffered brain trauma as a result of being hit by a drunk driver is now talking after 20 years of being silent.

Tags: Bizarre Health.

Movies all month

Turner Classic Movies is doing their annual 31 Days of Oscar, where they show movies all month that have won at least one Academy Award. The real cool thing is that they take full advantage of the ‘cable’ idea and keep all original content in, even vulgarity. And no commercials either! Woo-hoo!

Tags: Entertainment Movies TV.

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